The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.