The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Bruce Willis has admitted to making an "error of judgement" after reportedly being asked to leave a Los Angeles store for refusing to wear a face mask. Apparently, he wasn't even aware of the effects of his actions until a young boy walked up to him and said... "I see dead people."
What did the pig say to the spanish butcher? Porque
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'