The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.