The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋

Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!

All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates "I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."

Donald Trump should be cast in an X-Men movie Seems his secret superpower is making vast amount of wealth disappear

What did Cinderella say while reading Biology? I hate Mitosis

When I'm sad I cut myself A slice of cake.

I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.

In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.

I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.

If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?

If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?

People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.