The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Upside to masks The only upside to wearing a mask during COVID, other than not getting sick and dying alone drowning in one's own fluids, is that this last holiday season I watched all the "Charlie Brown" specials and understood everything the teacher said.
My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now...
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.