The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.