The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
Can February March? No, but April May!