The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
Why does Darth Vader's breathing sound so angry? He is just venting...
If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.