The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What's the number one rule of Vegan Fight Club? Tell everybody
What do you call a flying dinosaur that uses its hands to see? A tactiledactyl
My balls are just like scented stickers All i do is scratch and sniff
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount". The possibilities are: end, less.
What did one french surgeon say to the other one evening? “Bonesaw!”
My wife just accused me of having zero sense of empathy. I have no idea how she can feel that way.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.