The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing. I never learned what’s going on in Le Pen’s head.
Introvert and the bank So an introvert goes into a bank and decides they need some money. Hesitantly, they walk to the counter. After the teller greets them they immediately respond with, "Hi, can you leave me a loan?"
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!