The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
There's a scary library in my town... ...everytime I go there I get goosebumps.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
"I've never been good at dealing with confrontation." "Pardon?""Nothing."
Me: I'm terrified of random letters Therapist: You are?Me: *SCREAMS*Therapist: Oh I seeMe: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What do you call a rap battle event between lizards? A reptile diss function.
Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?" Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid."
What’s the difference between the truth and a conspiracy theory? About 6-12 months.
Is that a bird, is that a plain It’s a joke going over people’s heads