The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What's the difference between Me and Lung Cancer? My dad didn't beat Lung Cancer.
Did you here about the 99c thrift store that changed to everything for one dollar? Everything else stayed the same, so there's no change there.
What did dinosaurs prefer to use to pay for their purchases? Obviously tyrannosaurus cheques.
Why does China always drive on the left they don’t have rights
People keep talking about black holes I guess they have a lot of mass appeal.
Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp? Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.
Steve jobs and Bill Gates colonize Mars. What do they call the planet? Planet of the Apps.
What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans? Plot Holders.
I think my brother is actually my step brother Apparently everyone I played call of duty with fucked my mom
Got fired on my first day with the ambulance today I don't know what happened but they asked me how i deliver a baby and i answered "fedex".
What do you call a baby in full plate armor? *Infantry*Credit to SpenceOrSpencer and BramBones in r/TIL comments
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Interview for the position of security guard in India Interviewer(in an Indian language) : Do you know English? Candidate: Are the thieves from England?