The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Heard the body paint store now has some color mixes named after emotions Well, color me surprised!also English is not my first language and I am really proud of that shitty joke
My dad says we shouldn’t reward people with ribbons after participating. It is like they are being rewarded for losing. So i took down his confederate flag.Edit: this blew up!! Thank you for the gold n silver kind strangers!Edit : grammar
Americas covid numbers are only because the population is so dense There are also a lot of people in certain locations
A blond was listening to breathing exercises on headphones and her boyfriend came up behind her and took them off her head. She died.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
My wife has developed a fetish with salad items... Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force a lettuce into my ass.And that was just the tip of the iceburg
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.