The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!