The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance. An ambulance.
Luckily, after contracting COVID 19, Donald Trump got back to full health. It would be a huge tragedy for the whole world to lose him... ...before he did his time.
In school we had a friend named Gustavo. He was a blast to be with, but he had an odor. If I had to describe it, fun Gus had a musky scent.
As I gazed into her eyes, my knees got weak and I could feel the butterflies in my stomach... I knew right then and there, I poisoned the wrong glass.
Whats worse then getting your car keys stuck in the lock outside an abortion clinic? Having to go back inside and ask for a coathanger.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper... He sets up at the bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says, "whooaa whoaaa, before I serve you a drink, whats up with the steering wheel coming out of your zipper?" The pirate just says, "yaarrg its drivin' me nuts"
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.