The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.