The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
I was swindled by a tiny man dressed in green. He was begging and I gave him money because he claimed to be afflicted by a horrible and infamous skin disease. I have since learned that claim was false.Yes, I fell victim to a classic leper con.