The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
So my wife is fed up with my dad jokes and asked me to stop telling them. Me: how do you want me to stop?Wife: whatever means necessary.Me: ...? No it doesn't.
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.
I live in MD and the governor is all “Don't go to the bar. Don't meet up with your friends. Don't come home with an infection.” Honestly, Gov. Larry Hogan is starting to sound like my wife.
I bought a warehouse full of soup stock Now I'm a bouillonaire
What did the homicidal vegetarian say? I would kale for some salad.
Why was the cow in therapy? Because of his low moooooood
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.