The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.