The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.