The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.