The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
What is yellow and climbs trees? A banana stuck in Tarzan's arse
My New Year’s Resolution was to lose 30 lbs. by the end of summer I’ve only got 40 lbs. to go
What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss? A conga in an old people's home
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.