The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.