The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air