The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋

Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole. For starters, while South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless!
So, it turns out that "In-N-Out" is NOT a brothel but "Animal style" still means the same thing; so that was nice.
The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."
Did you hear about the lady who backed into a running fan? Disaster.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.