The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Two men are lost in the desert when they spot a tree covered in bacon. One of the men exclaims "a bacon tree! we're saved". However as he rushes over to it he dies in a hail of bullets. It turns out that it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey!
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
TIL: Historically, eunuchs have been really wealthy and politically powerful. It’s part of their compensation package.