The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A drug addict, a man taking a nap, and Donald Trump. What are a user, a snoozer, and a sore loser.
I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house I am home, but he was Homer.
The COVID-19 lock down has gone on for FAR too long... It has lasted for one Tool song.
What’s long, hard, bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i and s? A spine
Ban weapons of mass dyslexia! Before they start an unclear war.
A policeman arrives at the crime scene "Now, Madam, can you describe the man who stole your handbag?""Oh, it all happened so fast! He pushed me over from behind, I didn't see him at all. One thing though; he was a vegan.""How do you know that?""He told me as he was running off."
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
"Your kitten killed our Rottweiler." "I'm sorry?" "I said your kitten killed our Rottweiler!" "My cute little kitten? I can't believe it. How?" "He choked on it."
Which cartoon character curses the most? The Road Runner