The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
There are no skeletons in my closet. The bodies haven't decomposed yet.
What is the difference between archeology and grave robbing? About 200 years
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Can February March? No, but April May!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.