The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why did the rectangle get sent to the principal's office? He said a square word
What color is a mirror? It depends who you ask
This was my sisters favorite joke to tell in high school. May she Rest In Peace: What’s the difference between a cactus and a teachers lounge? The teachers lounge has all the pricks on the inside.
Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
A man was arrested today for feeding the squirrels A man was arrested today for feeding the squirrels in the park. He was feeding them to his dog.
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. As a Child, people would cover me in chocolate, cream, and then put a cherry on top. It's was tough in the Gateau
I hate the stigma around mental health Immediately when I got medication for schizophrenia, my friends won't talk to me anymore.
I shouldn't have eaten that missionary, the cannibal said with a frown. It just goes to show, you can't keep a good man down.
What do u get when u cross a human and crocodile ? **A bloody mess.**
Why are family trees not used in alabama Because they end up being more like a family tumbleweed.
I was just in the queue at Tesco when Diana Ross tried to push in. I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
My wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window... ...she said it was a little condescending.
My mother in law said she wanted to die a natural death. So I've just dropped her off at the jungle.
Pro Tip: How do you spot an Asexual person in a Nudist Beach? it's not hard
What do you call the destruction of large acres of lands? A massacre.