The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.