The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you know that your cat’s a free thinker? It shits outside the box
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cause they're dead.
What room do ghosts avoid? The living room.
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
If a tree falls in the woods It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.
If you spell the words "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba," which ironically means...Absolutely nothing.