The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.