The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
What do houses wear? An address.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
I don’t have a problem with most ancient gods and the like... but that Pan really gets my goat.
I feel sorry for kids who used to eat chalks and crayons when they were little. They must have dyed inside a little.
I don’t like people who take drugs… For example, airport security.
What do you call a hacker stuck in his house after a winter storm? Edward Snowed-in