The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you hear the CVS receipt joke? Sit down and get comfy. It’s really long.
How do you handle a fear of elevators? You take steps to avoid them.
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Despite CDC guidelines, there's no reason to worry about people not covering their noses with their masks. They're mouth-breathers anyway.