The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.