The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I'd like to apologize to all my fellow Californians for the recent forest fires. Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them.
My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party. That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with silver" I said "No it doesn't"
Mondays are like prostate exams... A pain in the ass, but at least they only happen once per week.
The date for Superbowl 2020 has been announced as Sunday, February 2 ... They haven't yet announced who the Patriots will be playing.
My roommate said that if I tell another dad joke he's cutting off my internet... Hi cutting off my internet, I'm d-
As we were sitting down for dinner, my girlfriend told me, “I think we need to see other people... For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.” I said, “Ok. And for the main course?”