The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Little Johnny was sitting on the porch with his sister He said, "Look, there's a quarter in the street!"His sister jumped up and ran into the street to get the money and was promptly squashed by a truck. And Little Johnny just laughed and laughed, because he knew it was only a nickel.
I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box.... ...I've been banned for life from that shop.
Baby eagle in his nest sees a fighter jet passing overhead. Amazed at the speed, he turns to mamma and asks, "Why can't we fly so fast?" Mamma: "You would too my son, if your ass was on fire."
What do you get when you cross Willy Wonka with stolen fizzy lifting drinks? You get *NOTHING*! *YOU LOSE*! *GOOD DAY, SIR*!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours. Guess women are the ones full of shit.
People with mosquito-borne encephalitis be like Yeah, this is big brain time
What do you say to Mario when he doesn't get a joke on the Internet? It's a meme Mario.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.