The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they've looked up our solar system... and it has a 1-star rating.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.