The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Attack on Titan is actually slice of life For short people
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don't see the point.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
My roommate said that if I tell another dad joke he's cutting off my internet... Hi cutting off my internet, I'm d-
A bank in my city recently caught fire and burned down Iv never seen that much toasted bread before
Visitor: My favorite part of the zoo is the cage that says 'World's most dangerous animal' and it's just a mirror in it Zookeeper: Yup, thought-provoking stuff. \*Whispering into phone\* The leopard's escaped again
I got sick in a small hotel in Madrid. I called to the front desk and they said they had a doctor on staff. After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed such a small place had a doctor. He nodded and said: "No one expects te spanish inn physician. "
Roses are red, Violets are glorious Don't sneak up on,Oscar Pristorius