The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'