The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
How do you posion a woman with a razorblade? Give her arse.a.nic
How can you tell if someone has priority boarding on a budget airline? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
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What do you call an exhibitionist suicide bomber? A flash bang
I put your name on my alarm clock... every time I wake up I get to smash you
What do you get when a condor, an ostrich, and an eagle walk into a bar? Three golfers lying about their game
I’m aroused by my ability to see, hear, smell, taste, and touch I’ve come to my senses
This Easter, the catholic church is sourcing all of it's bread and wine from a factory in China. It's called mass production.
We have ghosts in house \- "I went last night to the bathroom and light turns on by itself. I finish peeing and go out only for the light to turn off by itself too."\- "Idiot! You pissed in the fridge again."
What is yellow in color that you shouldn’t try to drink? A school bus.