The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
This pasta has AoT level writing, by the time you get to the last line everything you previously read will get whole new meaning. Enjoy .>!gf is prego!<>!we like to get kinky anyways!<>!one night things get particularly saucy!<>!i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights!<>!wtf it's red everywhere and she's ob... read more
Blonde walks into an elevator She sees her co worker Steve & says "TGIF". Steve has a puzzled look on his face and replies "NSIT". Ever more puzzled the blonde replies "TGIF, thank God it's Friday". Steve then says "NSIT, no stupid it's Thursday"
A Quality Assurance engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The QA then proceeds to order 999,999,999 beers, 0 beers, a lizard, -1 beers, and plate of ueicbksjdhd. The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
The Interactive Pirate Joke "What's a pirate's favorite letter? ArrrrWhat's a pirate's favorite color? ArrrrangeWhat's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?"at this point you pause and wait for your audience to say "the arrrmy""No, the Navy, dumbass"
I got in a fight with a guy in a wheel chair the other day He won't be walking for weeks
I told my gf she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised.
I always get a little sad during hurricane season in south Florida... ...you could say I have tropical depression.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.