The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
In the word "scent", is the S or the C silent? Not even *sc*ience can explain that...
One fisherman said to the other: "Using bait during fishing isn't necessary". The other fisherman said: "that's debaitable".
I asked the farmers to attend a meeting on Thursday morning. None of them turnip.
I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food. It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.
I can’t think of a time when I lost my toupee while riding a motorcycle. At least not right off the top of my head.
Where do baby cats learn to swim? The kitty pool.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.