The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
I was wandering through the cemetery earlier today when I saw a guy kneeling behind a gravestone Trying to be polite, I said “Morning.”To which he replied “Nope just taking a shit.”
Communists jokes on internet aren't memes They're ourours
Milk did it, but Tropicana wouldn't put missing children posters on their bottles. They said nobody wanted to hear that OJ is looking for kids.
I'm down to eating only one meal per day. It's 56 courses and it takes me two days to finish.
How do make a chickpea soup? You can’t. The closest you can hope for is for her to have diarrhea.
A girl went to confession. Girl: I think I am pregnant.Priest: How did this happen my child.?Girl: I think it might have been the second coming.Priest: What makes you think it's the second coming.?Girl: Because I swallowed the first one father.
I wanted to help my pet snail. He was really slow like, so one day I took off his shell, thought it'd make him more streamlined. Turns out it didn't. It made him more sluggish.
My new years resolution was to hit the gym more often. But I'm on my fourth car this year now. This is getting kind of expensive and I think the police are suspicious.
Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.
I had an episode of explosive diarrhea during a heist at the bank Shit went down real fast