The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Until this crisis is over im going to stick to masturbation just before 8pm on Thursday evenings The neighbourhood applauding me as I finish is just the confident booster I need
Did you hear about the conductor who was arrested for inciting violins? They strung him up, but he didn't fret.*Cogwheel takes a bow*
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'