The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup ... And shit out a statement smarter than the one you just made.
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.