The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Give a man a loaf of bread and he'll eat for a week Give that same man a fishing pole and he'll die of internal bleeding.
Madam, we brought your husband. He is very drunk,every time we lifted him he fell again. Wtf, where is his wheelchair?!