The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself.
My wife's friend had a baby... She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
Blow Job A son runs up to his father and says dad I got my first blow job. The dad says that's great how was it? The son said it tasted terrible.
As a kid I was told that, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Also when I was a kid I was told by Bob Barker to, "..help control the pet population."I was raised to listen to my elders...
What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common? Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas? Because the last time a Fat Man came to town, they lost half their population.
I love going to the beach, having a seat, and pull sand up to my crotch Makes the crabs feel more at home.
Did you know that you can't breathe with your tongue out? Pull your tongue back, you look like a donkey.
I spilled some acid on my aluminum fork and it dissolved… …but I didn’t mean to! It was an oxidant!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'