The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What would be the best name for a sitcom set in Afghanistan? Minefeld.
I told my therapist I've been having suicidal thoughts He now makes me pay in advance
My wife said I hated her side of the family I said, "That's not true, I like your mother-in-law more than mine"
Why does China always drive on the left they don’t have rights
Why did the dyslexic kid push his brother out of the window? He wanted to see Tim fly.
What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Quattro Cinco.
You are under arrest Police: You are under arrest! Me: Why? Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle. Me: Did you say six? Police: that is correct, six! Me: Damn it, we have lost Chantal.
You know what really takes guts? Digestion.
I read a book about Oedipus and Midas. It was mother fucking gold.
We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon? Crayonberry.
I just found out about the second meaning of BBC.... Who cares about British television?
What surprise did the artist give to the nun? Unsolicited diptychs
Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half the living population on Earth. Then I snapped out of it.
I like making self-deprecating jokes. You should know, they are not that great.
Last time I went fishing I caught some sort of clam and got hurt, but I don't quite remember the rest of the day. All I really know is that I pulled a mussel