The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Down at the farmers market and a man dress as a pirate was selling corn for 1$ It was a buccaneer
What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most? White Vans
The Actor that plays Pennywise has a security detail comprised entirely of disfigured war vets who maim mall security Skaarsgards scarred guards scars guards
Did you hear about the billing-clerk who went insane? He began to hear strange and threatening invoices.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dja. Dja who? Knock knock.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'